the ability to misspell words humorously is an underrated talent and i have nothing but respect for those who can pull it off
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opened up depop read gorpcore feel this world is not real
you can’t just say gorpcore like you dont know how absurd it sounds you can’t just sic this word on people
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my most controversial ship? heh...the Thomas W Lawson
motherfucker unlimited
you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer
This experimental piece o' shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.
Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.
The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.
This one's for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.
psycho killer.... cat cafe
nya-nya-nya-nyah, nya-nya-nya-nya-naah NYAHH better. run run run, run run run awayyyyyyyy….oooowo…AAAAAAAHHH… AaaaaaUIEIEEIEIE…uwooo
Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.
:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔
Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.
I offer some context
that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you
thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis